squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

squadtivities

Any activity you do with Squad.

Squad and I have some Squadtivities planned.

by Squad_Goals July 9, 2015

Squarturing

Verb: When someone grabs their foreskin and squeezes, making a farting sound.

Yo who's making that farting noise?

Oh that's just artur.

That's Nasty dude, stop squarturing

by Doodjrb ysicnv April 26, 2016

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019

Squallot

A combination of a a long and thin penis.

Today my squallot is looking like straw.

by Spurde October 10, 2021

Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010