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Sphincter Spigot

A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.
Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.

That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.
by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016
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Sphincter piercing

Man that fart was sphincter piercing!
by johnnyyk February 9, 2017
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Sphinctivore

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.
Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.
by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018
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Sphincterland

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.
First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues
by Arraka February 7, 2018
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Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.
by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Airing Out The Sphincter

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."
by djandym January 2, 2015
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