Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

spadered

Having been gotten to by spader.

He spadered my cat, he spadered my dog, and then he came for my hot dog!

(Rhyme of the Spaded, by Comrade Mullady)

by Spader April 23, 2004

spannermix

when one mixes two or more sets of chemicals drugs into a line to be snorted.

you give me some chang i will supply the md and we'll sub some K for a fatty spannermix

by gurnerTnT19 August 10, 2009

Spannerman

Someone who has good mechanical skills, especially suited to motorbike and scooter maintenance and repairs.

Hey you're a cool Spannerman!

by Poldark December 24, 2011

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.

by naomileanne March 23, 2017

Spankerella

A Disney themed porn that was taken down by disney.

Porn hubber #1: Hey man! Did you hear what happened to spankerella?.

Porn hubber #2: yeah man! Disney took it down. Now what am I gonna do with my Cinderella flashlight?.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017