Cake Snargler

The act of grossly devouring a cake as fast as you can, the person usually a fat woman who LOVES cake so much they cant keep their eyes off it. When they get their hands on it "they eat is so fast they SNARGLE IT DOWN"

You FAT FUCK your such a CAKE SNARGLER you ate my whole birthday cake all to yourself in less than five seconds.

by Drew.Cliff January 9, 2020

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snaffle

The act of sniffing a cycle saddle, recently vacated by a woman.

"Warm leather is good leather. That's how to snaffle boy!"

by The Grand Moff May 9, 2004

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snorfle

To audibly suck phlegm through one's sinuses. The act of snorfling is often followed with the hock a loogie.

John's boss constantly snorfles when walking past his cubicle. It's disgusting.

by Hancock2 September 28, 2010

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Snarkle

A dark Elmo committed to causing despair throughout the world. Often plays vicious pranks on children, like dumping small amounts of fine sand in their beds everyday.

"Hey Joe! Why did you soak all my clothes in cow blood?"
"It wasn't me bro! It was the Snarkle!"

Other common pranks include: putting salt in the sugar containers and vice-versa, eating all your cookies without your consent, tying you to your bed while you sleep, and putting anti-freeze in your drinks so you have violent seizures followed by paralysis and eventual kidney failure which almost always proves to be fatal as well as extremely painful.

by Cobra511 May 10, 2011

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