-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."
by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock
by No Thots please November 6, 2020

A person who never cleans up their emails and has a messy desktop full of links, files, and folders that they will never use again.
I borrowed Jim's computer to check my emails but I couldn't find the shortcut to Outlook because he has like 300 links on his desktop. What an e-slob!
by z28owner2 January 25, 2011

Sloppy collared slack jawwed alcoholic with anger for slogans like "Go Baby Go!" or "Who stole my pouch du?"
by Radsom January 17, 2008

someone who is mad grimy, will take your shit without asking. Smokes a lot of weed everyday, fucks people over when he is dealing.
Damn, nigga you stole from your roommate while you were dealing drugs to reading locals at the house, your fucking Slob Weed.
by no where fast December 14, 2010

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019
