a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

sloshed

To get so merrily inebriated on alcohol that you to do things you wouldn't normally do.

I was so sloshed I ate a Kebab and woke up next to a Monster.

by ozzymandius June 23, 2007

slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

slaushed

To get absoulty drunk.

Last night I got so slaushed

by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008