Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!

Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore

by Fujed November 2, 2004

Lisa Simpson

Smartest and most complex member of the Simpson family. One of the few Simpsons characters lacking a catchphrase.

Simpsons episodes featuring Lisa Simpsons as the main character are often more emotionally resonant than those featuring other characters.

by WWW.FOOLED-MOMMY.TK October 14, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)

You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.

by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005

Marjorie Simpson

One of the greatest person ever, open minded, funny sweet, smart, sexy, amazing, and perfect. She should never change.

I need to find a good girl.... I need someone like Marjorie Simpson!

by monkeybut922 August 19, 2009

Alli Simpson

Cody Simpson's younger sister who models for pastry shoes and is beautiful inside and out.

ISn't that Alli Simpson?

by Beccadeca July 17, 2011

Ashlee Simpson

Someone whom is without talent.

Proof is in the pudding. Did you watch the Orange Bowl half time show?

by BoostnGTIrabbit January 20, 2005

Orange Juice Simpson

1. The delicious, iron-filled drink made of the people OJ Simpson killed

Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!

Dave: What did you get?

Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!

by DampHair March 16, 2011