getting shit done

The act of working efficiently, achieving set goals and being generally productive, while simultaneously looking as cool as a cucumber. See: Australianisms

Where is Jeff tonight?

He can't come, he's getting shit done.

by bigdog14 September 23, 2014

Nuclear shit

A shit so foul, it leaves a mushroom cloud above the stall and the fallout stenches up the whole building.

Dude 1: what's that smell?
Dude 2: fucking Bill was just in the restroom and took a nuclear shit.
Dude 1: man, that could choke a maggot!

by ex_lax70 October 26, 2016

know your shit

To know your shit means you're really knowledgeable about a particular topic or field

Lindsay Lohan: I'm telling you the purity of this meth is 61%

Me: Wow, you really know your shit

by Ededdandeddy January 9, 2016

No Shit Sherlock

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.

"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"

by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.

Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"

by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012

Shit Fever

When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms

ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc

"Are you OK dude?!"

"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"

by FUTACK December 1, 2009

When the shit hits the fan

When a hidden or contained problem (the shit) is suddenly exposed or spirals into utter chaos (shit making contact with rotating fan blades) causing a change of tactic from problem elimination (disposal of shit) to damage control or abandonment (cleaning of all traces of bits of scattered of shit or escaping as situation is now unmanageable)

When the shit hits the fan, we’re going to need to call in a cleaner

by BLEVE March 20, 2013