Segalink

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed

The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.

by Sobsoil September 15, 2019

slugathon

A lesbian named savannah. she is really slow too.

guy: did u see that girl over there
girl: yea, she is like a lesbian or something. like she just looks so slow. like a slugathon!

by hey slug October 21, 2019

Sega

sega was Nintendo's biggest competitor in the early 1990s with the sega genesis as their main console that sparked a great marketing campaign and catchy logo tune!

" you ever played a Sega genesis?"

by eatmyshoes November 5, 2019

lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.

X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."

by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010

Steven Seagal

When you shit in a white tube sock and then proceed to recklessly beat people with it like Steven Seagal in his prime.

Will burst out of the water closet and proceeded to Steven Seagal Jacob, leaving a trail of feces behind him.

by Butt-Fart Jackson October 13, 2011

Segal

Someone who screw someone over in a short time first giving them hope and then snatching it away.

Boy 1: dang I had an A+ in math but my teacher took it away in a day and made it a %89.9
Boy 2: she did that to me a week ago
Boy 1: she is a total segal
Boy2: agreed

by A complete joke May 5, 2017

Steve Segal

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.

Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.

by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011