Schmoggled

Completely fucked up on alcohol. Like, srsly.

I was completely fucking schmoggled. I might've banged that cougar. I can't remember. Cuz I was schmoggled. Word.

by J Saynt August 31, 2010

Schloogen Doogen

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.

It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.

by Seymour B. April 12, 2011

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

Schmokies

To partake in the lighting of the good-good, burn the green goddess, smoke the reefa, or blaze the boo-boo.

Bruh - you got some schmokies?
Yo - homie- hit me up for them schmokies later.

by Browniemann December 6, 2018

Schmoggi

A type of person with whom you can just chill and not have any other kind of interaction but still be content and happy.

Hey Z, just wanted to let you know you are my real schmoggi!

by TheAlienET April 13, 2019

Schmoodle

To take one's idea before it's fruition and claim as their own.

That guy will definitely schmoodle you after you just told him that.

by Zahch April 16, 2019

Schmoodle

To take one’s idea before it’s fruition.

Elise totally would schmoodle someone, that’s why I never tell her my ideas.

by Bball28 May 18, 2019