30 sec schmeck

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017

schmuckle

a type of currency in coin form

I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!

by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008

schmedley

Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.

I.e. Two people involved in let's say fixing a computer... "Hey, pass the me the schmedly (alan key), I need to take out the tape-back up..." or "can you grab me a schmedley (leash) while you're up there? I need to take the dog for a walk..."

by Trevor Parker October 25, 2007

schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

Schmeagle

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.

That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.

by Dan the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

Shmeckle

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010