Schlema

Any replacement for a noun that you can't think of.

Get that schlema. Oh, you remember, that schlema.

by Yadius September 24, 2003

Schleiman

v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth

v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.

by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

Schleebinhockser

One who asks abnormal favors from a stranger

Did you hear Roger ask that random girl to propose to him for a picture? What a schleebinhockser!

by The Albatross & the Meadowlark May 6, 2011

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

schlemmeria

a dry itchy particulate found within the foreskin

There was a lot more schlemmeria than I remember...

by because, why not? December 5, 2016

schleeped

To be ungodly tired.

Bro I'm schleeped asf

by Pussydestroyer8496 April 5, 2017