schitzpol

Racist towards just about every race, creed, religion, color, gender EXCEPT white christian males. People who believe in schitzpol are ALWAYS white christian males who share a common hatred for anyone that's different. Nazis are cuddly teddy bears compared to schitzpol. Their cult reads, "All heil the mighty schitzpol! All non-white, non-christian, non-males deserve to die. Niggers, yellows, spiks, bitches, savages, charlies, and katie kuric all deserve to die. Bono sucks ass. Women are only good for one thing, sexual pleasure and making babies."

Guy 1: Those schitzpol people are so fuckin racist.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you nigger. I'm in the schitzpol cult.

by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

Schiz

Another word for a downy rage or flipping out.

Bro I get it you're a downy, dont mean you need to schiz over everything.

by Schizo fritzo April 19, 2018

Schizonophria

Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.

My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.

by Nezsem September 11, 2011

Schitzen giggles

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.

Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.

by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007

schizzle

see shizzle. schizzle is the same word as shizzle, used by people who like to complicate stuff.

Fouh zschizzleh mha nizzleh€

by Olliey September 4, 2006

Schiznick

The "shit"

Back in '93 that was the schiznick, now it's old as Bob Hope.

by Macsarcule September 17, 2003

Schizophilia

The obsession one has to be or consider themselves "crazy", or insane, and ultimately the thing people who try to be unique often associate themselves as.

A schizophiliac with often claim to have the following disorders: Bipolar Disorder, Dissociative Personality Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any neurological or pathology related illness. To be a schizophiliac however, one isn't legitimately diagnosed with any of these, but often will perform an internet diagnosis.

It's most common in females (scene/emo and/or fangirls), attention whores, hipsters, and Tumblr-users.

Emo Girl #1 "Omg we're soo random"
Emo Girl #2 "IKR probably cause we're bipolar"
Emo Girl #1 "Def yeah, we are insane!"
Me "No, you just have schizophilia"

"I am crazy, I'm literally insane, I probably have like, schizophrenia or something I'm that insane, look at this picture I drew! Would a sane person draw it? No! lol" -Commonly spoken on deviantART or Tumblr by girls with schizophilia.

by opisnotafag May 11, 2013