Sacketted

A term used by players in the game “Microgolf Masters”.
It is used to describe a scenario in which the game is seemingly working against you to make you lose.

Friend 1: “Man, I thought that tiebreaker was 56%?!”

Friend 2: “It definitely is, you got sacketted there mate”

by JackB2912 October 8, 2018

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Double Dutch Socket

Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.

That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!

by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009

sacked

The conquering or destruction of a city, town, or village because of that urban population’s refusal to surrender. This refusal renders the attacking army into a state of intolerance, rage, and desire to kill everything, rape anyone, and burn what ever is left. Usually, in that order.

You refuse to surrender then we shall sack you! I wave my genitals at your aunties! Last one to sack the city has to rape the horses and ride off on the women! Make sure to kill all the men! Then kill their best friends. Then kill anyone who thinks they might know them! And then they will be sacked!

by Mr. Bez November 24, 2007

Sacked

When you pull your dick out while getting head and smack her in the face with your balls.

Bro, I was getting some head last night but it was bad so I sacked her.

by YeetHoeJones March 9, 2019

Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

Socket Wrench

To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.

Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016