ripe melons

When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.

"Yo, check out Tanya, she got some ripe melons!"

by rtp2017 June 11, 2019

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022

ripe

the act of being fresh 'til death

You're looking mad ripe today!

by sLantyy November 10, 2010

Ripe Day

The particular day when pimples/boils finally come to head and are ready to be popped.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, that pimple on your chin looks especially big today"
Dude 2: "Heck yeah it does, it's Ripe Day and I can finally get rid of this pesky son of a beach."

by Angsty Steph September 25, 2020

Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

Ripe

Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.

Go take a shower with your ripe ass.

by VaItieI January 18, 2021

Ripe

Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.

Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.

“Are you ripe?”

“Yeah, ripe as a peach!”

by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018