Randall

The most perfect man. He has an unassuming amount of power and carries himself with pride. He makes for an excellent life partner due to how honourable, ridiculous,and hairless he is. He generally loves historical accuracy, snacks, eye kisses, the 1990s and birds that feed the babies.

His turn-offs include communism, neck beards and Jane Fonder.

“I have never met anyone as Randall as that guy”

by TheCword November 25, 2021

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 09, 2022

Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 16, 2023

randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....

20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy

by gr8kock September 28, 2015

Caitlin Randall

Bi

She gets off two a boy and a girl having sex, she must be Caitlin Randall.

by Helelekelekel April 16, 2018

Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3

I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 08, 2021

Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, emos, raging gay republicans, and ur mom <3

I go the randall middle school.

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 08, 2021