Pythagorean Theorem

THE MOST AWESOME THEOREM EVER CREATED!

Pythagorean Theorem: a squared plus b squared = c squared

by explodingcan March 20, 2009

carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

by djslut September 20, 2005

monty python and the holy grail

A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015

Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no

by wheresmyapplesauce November 17, 2015

pythoning

The act of slapping someone with ones penis and then forcing it into their eye socket.

Did you see Jenny last night I totally gave her the pythoning of her life.

by kagatoASUKA89 January 25, 2011

pythagorize

To use the pythagorian theorem.

Clabaugh: Mr. Liptack, how do we solve question #2?
Mr. Liptack: Just Pythagorize it!!

by brian SENIORS 06!!~!!!~~!~ October 5, 2005

Pythagorean Smoking

Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.

Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

pythagorean smoking

Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.

The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006