procrasturbating

when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.

i am procrasturbating right now.

by uncreativepseudonym January 17, 2021

Procrasturbating

Verb. : when you are purposely taking your time to reach climax when masturbating

I was procrasturbating yesterday.

by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

procrasturbation

(noun) the act of getting pleasure out of procrastinating

I spent so much time procrasturbating that I never even did my essay.

by Pete November 2, 2002

Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastination taken to the next level.

Man, I've got that English paper to write tonight but I'm procrasturbating instead.

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009

procrasturbate

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.

Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?

by 646465 May 28, 2008

Procrasturbating

Putting off, getting off

The act of avoiding masturbation until a later date

"Wow, I've really been procrasturbating a lot lately; I should really get that done"

by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 18, 2007