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procrasturbate

To put off masturbating. Literally procrastination when it comes to pleasuring oneself.
Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?
by 646465 May 28, 2008
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