premonition

It's a feeling that something is about to happen but it's sort of a gay thing.

He had a premonition about his boyfriend's penis entering his asshole. It was correct.

by theoneandonlyauthority August 28, 2020

premos

its another way to say pornos. you'll most likely use it when your mom or dad is around you.

Matt: hey you got some pornos?
Alan: Hey shut up man! my parents are around!
Matt: hey, You got some premos?
Alan: yea, im gunna go jizz on the disks first before i give it to you.
Matt: SWEET DEAL!

by Jonah A December 17, 2005

premoth

premoth a combination orf preppy, emo, and goth!!

Dude that premoth has a serious problem.

Guy: hey who are you preey,emo,goth?
Girl:no i'm a premoth.

by Diena June 5, 2007

Premont

The small town midway between San Antonio and Mexico that few people have heard of. Known for its one stop light, The Saloon, Rodeos and kick ass chicken fried steak sold at Oasis Restaurant.

This town has that amazing small town feel but like all small towns it comes with the wanna be's who start drama all over town.

Commonly mistaken for Fremont.

random person, "Hey where are you from?"
you,"Premont"
random person, "Damn Fremont, how do you like Cali?"
you, "Premont! With a P!"

by yyyelhsA November 7, 2011

Premo

a girl under the age of 18 who either dates,poses as or hangs out with people of legal age,

pre-teens,premo

by be tell April 18, 2010

Premortem

1. The very last part of one's path.
2. Alternative way of spelling antemortem.

1. I hope your premortem breaths are worth the damn wait.
2. I just defined antemortem and premortem.

by hecajoda March 31, 2010

preemptive like

Liking someone's post on Facebook so that they feel obligated to like your subsequent comment in return.

Do you think I'm proud of this? My life is a disaster.

1. You like John Doe's photo (preemptive like)
2. You: <possibly clever or funny comment>
3. John Doe likes your comment on their photo
4. A minor increase in self-esteem that quickly fades away

by Random Name Goes Here November 24, 2013