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SMP - social media prayer 

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

Nigerian Prayer Session 

When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife
Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.

Comin in on a wing and a prayer

To take a shot in the dark. To ride recklessly or with abandon.
Idk, I'm comin in on a wing and a prayer.

Apple Prayer 

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.
Apple Prayer by nolandc October 2, 2019

Private prayer 

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

The prayer 

A new sex move where you enter the receiver in doggy style and as you are in, take a short prayer for the coming moments
Last that i had to do the prayer to bless this moment
The prayer by Unicorn meat1 May 7, 2020