ass poet

Someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.

Wife: "How was your day?"
Ass poet: PFFFFRRRRFPFFPFFRRRFFRRFFffffppfpf
Wife: "I see."

by arsebum October 17, 2009

African Poet

To have a huge forehead and big lips or just an ugly person in general. Popularized by the upcoming rap collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them Allor OFWGKTA.

It was used on the artist Earl Sweatshirt's album "Earl" in response to his appearance on a skit on the first track of the album "Thisniggaugly". Earl has a huge forehead and huge lips, and a dopey look on his face. He looks like an African Poet.

Damn Mike, you got some big ass lips and a big forehead. You look like an African Poet!

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI March 8, 2011

Poetic Justice

Poetic Justice is when a bunch of Hedge Fund Managers who frequently manipulate the market, get short squeezed out of a lot of money by a bunch of Robin Hood traders from r/wallstreetbets

These diamond hands 💎 from reddit really served those wallstreet money bags some poetic justice.

by Scrooge McDuck🚀 January 29, 2021

Pareto

Pareto efficiency is enforcing something that makes somebody better off without making anybody else worse off. Net society gains as a whole.

It's like 2 guys chasing 2 girls (a blonde and a brounette). Guy 1 only likes blondes. Guy 2 only likes brounettes.
Outcomes:
Guy 1 gets both girls. Guy 2 no girl.
Guy 2 gets both girls. Guy 1 no girl.
OR,
PARETO EFFICENT OUTCOME:
Guy 1 gets the blonde, and Guy 2 gets the brounette. Each is made better off without making the other guy worse off.

by C.Brown February 6, 2008

bad poetry

the international language of emos.

John:
"My blood runs thickly from my tearducts
just as the knife runs down the thick streets of my veins
I bleed
My life is nothing
black
despair
abuse survivor
but I survive no longer"
Jane: "He means 'hello.' Don't mind him, he's emo, he only speaks 'bad poetry'.
Regular people: "Ah, Emo."

by Cheapglue September 1, 2007

poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.

"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."

by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008

poetry

1. (noun) A feeling or an idea. A common misconseption is that poetry has to use big, complicated words and only written by the "highly classed, intelligent people" when the truth is that it may not use words at all. Poetry could be in the view out your window and does not have to be spoken or written to BE and/or to be real.

Poetry is used in songs, musicians are NOT always highly intelligent or highly classed people.

by TheGirlWithin April 23, 2009