colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

bear polar

An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.

Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.

Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR

by dj radness August 5, 2009

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

polar bear

White on the outside, black on the inside.

-white guy drives past blasting reggae-

"Man that guy's such a polar bear..."

by Stunt Codpiece April 14, 2014

polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

Polar Bear Organization

Bitch we the most underrated,
Niggas say they spitting fire
Bitch watch us come and slay em
Everyday we spitting cyphers

At the table we our own boss and we still payin

Ohhhhh it polar bear organization

by Conserned dude51 June 6, 2017