perpendogular

When your dog sleeps in bed between you and your significant other, however the dog sleeps perpendicular to both of you, keeping you both as far away as possible.

“I would like to sleep as close to my fiancé as possible in bed, but our dog sleeps perpendogular so we sleep like three feet apart.”

by NateMaz August 14, 2018

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness theorem to show the contrastation in the photosynthetic material!"

by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

Perpetual Hangover

The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

by makopowered October 30, 2019

Perpatrator

A higher level traitor, This guy will repeatedly break rules you set in place and will fight a loosing battle if he thinks it will make him look good. He also simps for women and will break very specific rules just to get in her friend book only to be friendzoned afterwards. He will also defend his actions of simping by calling those who have called him out on it sexist.

Person 1: Hey guymann just invited (girl who should not be in server) to our server again
Person 2: What the actual fuck you fucking perpatrator off with your fucking head you dumb shit.
guymann: yall are just sexist

by Dr. Emiele vaxximama July 9, 2020

Perpectuating

Something that is stressful and very draining and isn’t a desirable feeling

Moving to a new country is perpectuating.
Exams are perpectuating.
This life is perpectuating

by Yeezees September 12, 2020

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

perpleblunkys

"shoes that's are really fucking uncomfortable
they'll make your feet all sweaty and there's nothing you can do about it
ur socks get damp when u take em off and you have to wring them out and drink whatever comes out of em"

"Ugh I have to drink my shoe sweat again"

"Oh god, you got perpleblunkys again?"

by IzzyFizzys February 15, 2022