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Prayer Hands

When a guy ejaculates in a girl's hands while they're sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.
"Can you spoon feed me my cereal Jenna?"
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."
by Reverend Dick Johnson September 30, 2009
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patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.
I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21
by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022
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Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.
Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."
by Herp Herpkinson February 15, 2014
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prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."
Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.
by jack6128 April 30, 2010
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exam prayer

Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.
Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!
by Mitch Chez February 23, 2007
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loaded phrase

a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre
bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...

joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...
by G.G. July 11, 2007
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Phrase

used instead of the word "word", which has often been used as an exclimation or a replacement for a curse word. often used by stoners and/or gangster white boys
"Phrase Up!"

or perhaps

"Phrase to you mother"

or if you're feeling really extremem

"Phrase dog that is one phraseilicious ride you got there homie"
by KA February 8, 2005
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