Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
by Ka November 06, 2004
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Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.
Also a person who has a sleeping disorder known as insomnia. I have insomnia and i only get a little more than an hour of sleep a night.
Im having trouble trying to sleep
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day
I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!
Im counting sheep but running out
As time ticks by, still i try...
*then later in song*
My mind is set on overdrive
The clock is laughing in my face
A crooked spine
My sense is dulled
Passed the point of delerium
-Brain Stew-Green Day
I thot that was appropriate since thats what insomniacs do...and since it is on the green day cd insomniac!
by Ka August 27, 2004
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VERY sarcastic. talks about how happy he is...then how sad he is...i think thats why its called lithium.
VERY sarcastic. talks about how happy he is...then how sad he is...i think thats why its called lithium.
by Ka August 20, 2004
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by Ka August 09, 2004
Get the guitarist mug.A type of music that is very inspirational. It is very loud (sometimes) and people like punks, goths, grungers, and other alternatives (and people who dont believe in labels) enjoy moshing to it. There are many types like alternative, emo, goth, punk, metal, and more, but nowadays most of the music we hear is either emo, pop-rock, or pop-punk. It was most popular from the 70's through 1994, or the year rock died (Kurt Cobain's death). In a rock band, there is a vocalist, guitarist, bassist, drummer, and sometimes a keyboardist. Sometimes the singer also plays an instrument, which is usually guitar, but can be the drummer or bassist. Most of the stuff on MTV is poprock, and it is not the true definition of rock.
Nirvana-Alternative/Grunge
Dashboard Confessional-Emo
Marilyn Manson-Goth
Sex Pistols-Punk
Guns n' roses-Metal
Poprock-Creed (no they are not grunge)
PopPunk-Green Day
Dashboard Confessional-Emo
Marilyn Manson-Goth
Sex Pistols-Punk
Guns n' roses-Metal
Poprock-Creed (no they are not grunge)
PopPunk-Green Day
by Ka September 19, 2004
Get the Rock mug.I would say Tupac is dead, get the hell over it, but then again kurt cobain is dead and i wouldnt want yall coming and posting he is dead, get over it.
by Ka August 17, 2004
Get the tupac mug.The biggest bitch ever to live. Got a kurt cobain tattoo on his chest, even though kurt would have hated his shitty band, limp bizkit. they need to burn in hell or simply just fall off the face of the earth.
nu-metal lover: HEY DID U HEAR FRED GOT A KURT COBAIN TATTOO ON HIS CHEST NEXT TO THE ELVIS ONE?! FRED ROX!
real rocker: KURT WOULDA HATED HIS SHITTY BAND, GO TO HELL AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC BITCH!
real rocker: KURT WOULDA HATED HIS SHITTY BAND, GO TO HELL AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC BITCH!
by Ka August 10, 2004
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