Prayer Warrior

Someone who prays to God only when they want something as opposed to actually doing something about it, and otherwise does nothing else to further his kingdom. Typical behavior includes leaving their megachurch on a Sunday morning to have lunch at a restaurant and berate the server for working that day.

Here come the prayer warriors, everyone hide the gays and put out your cigarettes or we're all going to hell!

by johnnyrocket92 October 23, 2016

Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

by TheThinkingMan July 23, 2013

Prayer Warrior

A person who seeks to change oneself rather than the will of the Supreme Being, through prayer. Faith, lack of Pride, Compassion, Self-Honesty, Optimism etc. are some of the qualities of Prayer Warriors.

And when she said she is a prayer warrior, non-believers mistook her for a witch and burnt her at the stake.

by omneox June 15, 2018

Prayer Warriors

People think they can solve things by talking to themselves and hoping a bearded man in a night-gown hears them.

Person 1. "Hey, look at this picture of a baby on life-support that my mom shared."
Person 2. "Try not to look at the comments, it's full of Prayer Warriors."

by Herp Herpkinson February 16, 2014

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch May 26, 2007