PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.

by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.

by Nukkin October 3, 2019

phd

perfect hair day

I finally have a phd

by prefectertyui July 21, 2022

phd

pimp and hoes degree

of course i have phd! pimp and hoes degree :)

by andrewtape August 19, 2022

PHD

It stands for pretty huge dick
And it also means I fucked your mama

I have a PHD or
I PHDed your mom last night

by Youraveragecocksucker April 24, 2023

phd

Pretty hairy dick

Damn you got a phd (Pretty hairy dick)

by J.J Onlatunji July 22, 2022

PHD

Philosopher of Hook and Deception

He thinks because he's has a PHD, he's better than everyone else

by MA Oro December 4, 2023