PHD

Philosopher of Hook and Deception

He thinks because he's has a PHD, he's better than everyone else

by MA Oro December 4, 2023

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A PhD stands for Pretty Huge Dick.

Hey, Dexter, want to know how to get the sexworkers to lower their asking price?
Go on then.
Tell them you have a PhD!

by Benjamin Stocks September 26, 2021

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Pump Hump and Dump.
A guido or muscle heads philosophy of life. You hit the gym for the Pump, use your gains to find a girl to Hump, and when she gets feeling you give her a Dump.

What's your philosophy on life?
Me? well it's PHD

by bigspence June 28, 2021

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phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

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