Payson

small redneck infested town, overly populated by Illegal Aliens.

Redneck: Think im'a play muh Gee-tar, maybe one of them nice feller's right there will join me with some maraca's.Yee dawgy!

Alien: Si.Chi-wah wah. LALALALAL.

Redneck:Payson's purdy darn neat, got me some maraca playin fellers, and they'll even mow muh lawn. Yee haw!

by GrimKitty October 14, 2008

Payton

An asshole with the same amount of brain cells as a potato and thinks that he's a 10 even though he's a 4 at best. He is also a HUGE fuckboy. Beware of the Payton.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there dancing like a drunk orangatang?
Girl 2: That's Payton, please don't date him he has about 9 more STDs than he does friends.

by OurLordAndSaviorPaneraChrist May 3, 2018

Payton johnson

Stupid blonde bitch that doesn’t shut the fuck up and always spawn kills me

See that dirty whore she’s such a Payton Johnson

by Dhkalalsjsjsk April 18, 2019

Paytoning

When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.

Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?

Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.

by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021

paimonpoe

Paimonpoe is an artist on instagram. She draws stuff such as the Owl House, Omori, Madoka, etc. She's a decent artist but one of her red flags is that she always complains on her stories. She still can't get over the past because she constantly talks about someone named Star, time to move on! She also talks about other people, but doesn't name them. Whoever she constantly talks about most likely doesn't care about her and are currently living their lives. It's about time she got her own life.

Hey, have you heard of an artist called paimonpoe on instagram?
Yea, she's got decent art but have you watched her stories? She always talks about how sad her life is and stuff no one truly cares about. It's kinda pathetic.

by Unknown ☆ January 16, 2023

Take over payments

When a friend of yours is through with a girl because he's moving, moved on, or just needs something new, you take over sexual payments.

"So I'm not gonna hang out with Shaleena anymore man....time for you to take over payments"
"Sweet! I've always wanted to put it in her."

by top king November 3, 2008

Payton

Payton's have had a rough past but somehow makes it through. She has a gorgeous smile that is so contagious. Despite that she has so many friends of different cliques. She loves to share the love. She also has an amazing body, and a very nice petite waste with a larger booty. And she doesn't like to flaunt what she has. She is also a major flirt. But this flirting is almost natural, like she incorporates flirting with talking. Payton's are not easily tied down either, she has more than one guy crushing on her and she's crushing on more than one guy. Payton's have hearts of gold and they plan to spread their love all around.

Guy: Do you know who that is? God she just makes me smile just looking at her. Other Guy: Yeah, doesn't surprise me. That's Payton, kindest and cutest soul you'll ever meet.

by MarylynMonroe67686960 June 16, 2017