Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

Christina page

the realist nigga. the cracker nigga.

omg I want to be a christina page

by Fatbittch May 14, 2016

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

page raped

when the kid in front of you gets so bored, they go flip shit crazy, turn around and draw on your paper until you get an F.

Kid 1 : *sitting quietly doing work*

Kid 2: *turns around and draws all over kid 1's paper with pen.

Kid 1: " DUDE wtf!?!?!"

Teacher: *grabs paper and puts F on it*

Kid 3: Bro, you just got page raped.

by Nomnomnomimgonnaeatu September 10, 2011

Brady page

If your name is Brady page, you know ur bad at video games. For instance, call of duty, fortnite, and Madden too. You defiantly just chew clock and kick field goals cause you suck at the game. Ur not as good as u think u can’t pass at all. Also play a gay sport like lascrosse or basketball lowkey. Like it don’t take skill those sports

Don’t be a Brady page lol

by likesavion88 April 14, 2021

blank page

The thing everyone's scared of when starting a project (especially for artists). Usually, there will be artist's block upon seeing this page.

Jack has an assignment due, but he's scared of the blank page.

by nervous_wreak3 January 23, 2022

page welder

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

by Dahoes April 14, 2009