Savory Offerings

A very nice body.

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.

by Noicore June 23, 2010

Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.

Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.

by drewxo5 February 28, 2011

non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.

"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."

by nohbody January 1, 2009

Offendtard

A person who goes out of their way to be offended by a joke or a term that somebody says. Typically an SJW, vegan, feminist or all three.

That hummus munching swap donkey with the big gunt and green hair reported my hilarious meme about the Orlando shootings to Facebook and got my account banned for three days. What an offendtard.

by Ciarán Patrick Boland June 22, 2016

Offendotron

n. A weak mecha piloted by the perpetually offended. It is fueled by petty outrage diluted by the tears of the pilot.

"Why are people always finding reasons to be offended?"
"They need something to power their offendotron."

by TriggeringDisposition August 9, 2016

offendophilia

Loving the state of being offended. Actively seeking out situations which will lead to self-offense. Taking a non-offensive situation, and finding the tiniest least significant fault to be offended over.

Only someone with offendophilia would think Altered Carbon had an insufficiently diverse cast.

by Paladinski February 5, 2018