naked boys in the bathroom 

When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.

person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom

naked boys in the bathroom by KartNarks69 December 24, 2019

stark bollock naked 

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

stark bollock naked by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Nuke Crib 

1. A secret storage place for illegal nuclear weapons or nuke technology.

2. A nuclear weapons development facility that is purposely kept hidden from IAEA inspectors.

2. Iran's secret nuke plant beneath the "holy" city of Qum, which was disclosed by U.S. President Obama at the United Nations in September 2009.

Using satellite imagery and espionage, we located Iran's secret Nuke Crib in a set of tunnels near Qum. They put the facility there to make it harder to bomb because of possible collateral damage to the ancient Qum mosques.

Nuke Crib by Peter Kobs September 28, 2009

Naked Dan 

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.

I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.

Naked Dan by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011

Naked News 

The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.

Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!

Naked News by bEATLe_PauL June 9, 2005

stark bollock naked 

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

stark bollock naked by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

Nukewarm 

When you cook food in the microwave and the outside is hot as hell and the inside is still frozen.

I need to go grocery shopping; I've been eating nukewarm burritos for the last three days.

Nukewarm by mollytatertot December 14, 2010