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nuclear oreos

oreos warmed up in the microwave

bonus points for whipped cream on top
WARNING!!! heat the nuclear oreos for NO MORE THAN 15 SECONDS!!! trust me, these little guys get HOT

deliciously hot though...
by samj13 January 3, 2008
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Nuclear launch codes

These codes will be used to launch a rocket that destroys pretty much anything
ask the president of your country if he has some
Guy: Hey can i have the nuclear launch codes?
President: yeah sure here they are: 69420
Guy: Thanks
by SYT3 October 31, 2020
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Nuclear Denial

Nuclear Denial is the illogical belief that Nature cannot destroy any land based nuclear reactor, any place anytime 24/7/365!
All the Nuclear engineers, scientists and even the NRC were in Nuclear Denial when considering the actual risk of locating the nuclear reactor on the coastline near a major City! They all should have learned from Fukushima that all reactors are now at risk by Nature.
by CaptD January 18, 2012
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Nuclear Family

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.
Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.
by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010
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nuclear carl

When you take a shit and then put it in some one's microwave and then start the timer
So I was rimming this fat bitch and then I started doing her up the ass. She started bleeding and was totally freaking out about it so I got pissed and went downstairs and gave her a nuclear carl: I also killed her cat.
by Bongman7 May 5, 2006
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nuclear button

Donald Trump tweeted about the size of his nuclear button
by rynicks January 3, 2018
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Nuclear Weapon

A nuclear weapon consists of a missile, rocket, bomb or artillery shell armed with a nuclear warhead.

When the warhead is detinated, nuclear atoms are split causing nuclear fusion.
Here is the chemical formula according to nuclearweaponarchive.org:
D + T -> He-4 (3.5 MeV) + n (14.1 MeV)

The first nuclear bombs where used on August 6, 1945. The united states droped two cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Here is some information on the first 2 used nuclear bombs

A nuclear weapon of the "Fat Man" type, the plutonium implosion type detonated over Nagasaki. 60 inches in diameter and 128 inches long, the weapon weighed about 10,000 pounds and had a yield approximating 21,000 tons of high explosives (Copy from U.S. National Archives, RG 77-AEC)

A nuclear weapon of the "Little Boy" type, the uranium gun-type detonated over Hiroshima. It is 28 inches in diameter and 120 inches long. "Little Boy" weighed about 9,000 pounds and had a yield approximating 15,000 tons of high explosives. (Copy from U.S. National Archives, RG 77-AEC

There are some highly uneducated information on the production and use of nuclear weapons throughout the web, such as people being able to build a operational nuclear weapon in there garage, this is not true due to the exact to-the-point conditions and enviroment needed to produce a nuclear weapon. The neds are so precise that labs are made just for the purpose of making another lab cabable to produce a nuclear weapon. Another misconception is about The war in Iran and the reasons President Bush decided to invade. There was more then just Nuclear Weapons, we invaded because Hussan said he had W.M.D.'s which is not jsut limited to Nuclear Weapons. Hussan also supported and funded al kida,the terrorist group that claimed responsibility for 9/11.
Wow,Nuclear Weapons can wipe out whole cities!

People need to know more about nuclear weapons before they poing fingers at George Bush
by xbibbyx April 9, 2008
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