Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

mad noodley

leaving a females legs feeling like wet noodles after sex. female gets out of bed after sex and her legs will not support her

i fucked this girl so good last night she was "mad noodley".

she was so "noodley" that she couldnt make it to the kitchen to make me a sandwich!!!!

by Salty protien May 2, 2011

Singapore Noodle

The sexual act of having sex with three women who all oiled up in the same bed.

Dude! I set myself up for a singapore noodle with my girl and two of her friends next Friday.

by OzarkWhitmore December 14, 2011

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Noddle

A word used to describe anyone in any situation, usually in a negative way. Essentially an all around adjective for ant situation.

"Wow look at that kid, he's a noddle."

"Buddy you're a noddle head!"

"Fuck you noddles."

by BigDaddyWhiteFBI January 27, 2017

noodle whiplash

When you are eating noodles or spaghetti and when you're sucking up the noodle and it hits your face

I was having Chinese noodles for dinner when I god noodle whiplash

by Ace304 July 29, 2011

nooble

A product that aims at evoking a particular but elusive sensory experience, wanted by all, known by few. (Contrary to previous definitions, "nooble" has nothing to do with the word "noob" and is not a sexual activity or practice.)

—"Excuse me, I'd like the noobles soup, please."
"Don't you mean 'noodle'"?
—"No. Noobles. Happiness = nooble."
"Okay. That'll be $4.95."

by Sexicographer June 27, 2013