Nippleboners

When your nipples get hard/erect

alternative to a man having a erect penis but, this occurs in a different part of the body.

may happen whether you're male or female. though I like personally calling them nippleboners on the ladies or preferably myself.

"Wow look at Mandi wearing that wet tshirt you can totally see her nippleboners!"

"Mandi always said whenever she woke up from sleeping she'd awake with nippleboners"

by Mandi Marie Elgo October 16, 2005

nipple-phobic

A fear of people touching your/there own nipple's

awh man i'm totally nipple-phobic.

by Paul Weafer February 29, 2008

Nipple eye-sore

basically let's just say...oh I don't know....not a pretty titty. A sight to see. Yet iconically leaves you with a feeling that you wished you hadn't. Cross eyed rack. One of pancake sized nipple goes southwest & the other northeast. Whoa!

Holy shit, that bitch had a nipple eye-sore. I was like thanks, but no thanks, but ahhh... i'll pass on the flapjacks.

by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z June 24, 2009

nipple

A woman's body part that allows her to make food for her infants and allows people to tell when she is cold.

Jenny are you cold (Person who sees her nipple)

by Totally_Not_A_Jizz_Stain January 30, 2017

nipple sex

nipple sex is better than butt sex. it is so good you die after you have it so nobody knows exactly how good it is...

You talk to john lately? Naw man, I heard he had some nipple sex. Damn thats awesome...

by mryumyums April 10, 2011

Nipple Dad

A stay at home Dad that honestly forgot he has the balls in the house and starts to behave like he has a vagina in his pants!

Did you hear him complaining about the childrens behavior to his wife? Yeah, what a Nipple Dad!

by RightOnThen November 14, 2010

nipple golf

A game where you stand in front of someone with your eyes closed and you take your hand or another object and try and touch the other persons nipple without looking.

Mary's boyfriend asked to play a game of nipple golf and she said okay.

by Partridge May 17, 2006