Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

Narwall

An adjective used to call people who rarely, or don't go outside at all, specifically, people who'd rather play video games or watch television than hang out with friends.

Person 1: Want to go to the mall?

Person 2: No, I'm obliterating noobs on Fortnite.

Person 1: Ugh, you're such a Narwall.

by Narwall#0909 August 18, 2018

narwhalesharkaroo

a narwhal, shark, whale and a kangaroo mixed into one animal

a narwhalesharkaroo is hot

by narwhalesharkaroo February 18, 2014

Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Narwhale

Noun: the opposite of a unicorn.

Unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.

Narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.

Today, I am a Narwhale.

by auggieautomne May 27, 2011

narwhalk

A small Arctic whale, Monodon monoceros with a long straight spirally twisted tusk developed from one of its teeth and legs.

"Soon the narwhalks gained legs and begin pioneering to remote areas ontop of mountain platueas."

by azwethinkweiz18 September 12, 2008

Narwhaling

Hitting someone so hard that there spine comes out of there back and it looks like a narwhal tusk

Dude did you see that narwhal? Narwhaling is so brutal.

by Jackweggseh March 3, 2019