Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

muddy flipper

Tickling an anus with your elbow at a 45 degree angle in such a way that your arm resembles a flipper

Your son came home from the second mile charity and asked, "mom what is a muddy flipper and why did Jerry Sandusky want to give me one?"

by major Nonsense November 18, 2011

muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013

Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.

Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt

by acerz2able August 27, 2016

Murden

A group of people who can work really good together but cant stand being in the presence of each other for more than a minute.

They work like Murdens

by JAKESNAKE RAKE June 20, 2016

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017