The incoherent, awkward fumble of words that escape the mouth of the President (or any public orator) after their teleprompter has malfunctioned.
by FinkyStingers March 19, 2009
There were so many hotties at the party last night, I had a hard time choosing one to hit on - It was a smorgassbord!
by FinkyStingers November 01, 2008
When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.
Also known as a chocolate alligator.
Also known as a chocolate alligator.
by finkystingers August 30, 2011