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mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles
That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!
by MoBuckets January 4, 2017
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Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.
by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019
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Me mums car

A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow
by The sherbet lemon gang January 26, 2020
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ur mums vagina

ur mums vagina smell like my dads sock
by urmumshusband August 30, 2021
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suger mummy

A suger mummy or daddy is a older partner who buys the other many gifts as a show of affection. For the relationship to be a suger mummy/daddy relationship they you get partner must only stay in the relationship because of the gifts
“Sarah got me another pair of Jordan’s
Bro she is such a suger mummy
by Dash127 April 4, 2022
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Dragged Mums

NO CAP, ONG, ON YOUR MUMS LIFE, ON MY LIFE
I just aborted my child dragged mums

Bartoleme de las casas is dead dragged mums
by evabeaver October 12, 2022
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the farm mums gc

everyone is so lovely and amazing, they plan to own a 1.5 million euro farm with many pets and animals. truely the best friends a person could ask for.
the farm mums gc is the most wholesome gc on stan twitter
by daisythekitten November 10, 2020
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