Mudflap

(Muh-d-fl-ap)
Noun
A person or persons who willingly and with pleasure catches all products produced from any and all sexual interactions. Including but not limited to any or all STDs.

That bitch is a jive ass mudflap, she catches it all.

by LullabiiSkies May 1, 2024

Mudflap

When a male is circumcised and a flap of foreskin is left hanging on the underside of the penis.

Did you see his mudflap? I've never seen one that long.

by CUPCAKETITS13 December 11, 2024

charlotte mudflap

simply a mullet

im pissed! Why? cause i was walking down the street eating a sandwich, and some dumb ass with a charlotte mudflap runs past and it blew all over my sanwich!

by upinsmoke420 December 1, 2010

Filthy Mudflap

When you pull out of a girls vagina and stick it in her bum.

I gave Jenny a filthy mudflap the other night, it was amazing.

by Timothy0Peden September 14, 2021

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022