Scunt Morrison

Recently deposed PN (Prime Narcissist) of Australia.

After losing the televised Mass Debates, Mr Scunt Morrison has been voted out by wise Australians.

by Hermannym May 25, 2022

Colin morrison

Faggot that brags about his snap score and thinks he is cool because he hangs out with Colin Babcock. He loves 8th grade girls and he thinks he’s going to get laid whenever he hangs out with a girl. Has a stash of unopened condoms from all the times he hasn’t gotten laid

Hey look it’s that skinny freckled retard Colin morrison!

by CC guns💪🏻 October 2, 2019

Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022

morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.

The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.

by Anonald May 14, 2022

morrison cabonilas

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.

Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Morrison

A bloke that hides in the toilet when a female that he is absolutely terrified of walks into the room.

Morrison went to the toilet for 40mins when she appeared.

by Nicola69 May 15, 2025

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021