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safeway by shitful February 22, 2004

safeway feet

1. Soles of the feet that were blackened by walking barefoot through Safeway.

2. Term that describes very dirty feet.
Man, I haven't had shoes on all day and I got hella safeway feet.
safeway feet by ChipTM April 21, 2008

Safeway Girl 

A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.

Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl
I really want to take Karen to Prom but she's going with Ricky so I'll just have to bring my safeway girl.
Safeway Girl by MFn Connery July 23, 2012
A place where hopes and dreams are crushed daily.
Hey Mack, how's it going?

Oh you know, I showed up at Safeway and all my hopes and dreams for the day died.
Safeway by JizzInMyPants09 June 11, 2009

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
The shittiest place anyone could dare work. Synonomous with flamboyant douchebaggery, started by a man with the last name "Skaggs". Forced customer service regime and secret shoppers, workers who do not comply will be executed and sold as safeway select potted meat. Pay is below minimum wage and one may expect to have a throng of mentally handicapt co-workers. Three minute lunch breaks are permitted; one usually has to order food from the "service deli" inhabited by stoned fucktards and sandwiches made of decaying human entrails. Shitty value, high prices, fucktard co-workers, and shitty health care. Safeway sucks!
"Bo Jim, that retard you remember from school, is your manager at Safeway."
"That fucking safeway select sandwich i eat opened a vons chain in my small intestine."
"The safeway service deli food is to decaying human remains that arbys is to roadkill."
Safeway by jim jo bob November 13, 2005