by shellbell2234 March 11, 2009
Get the Monthly Gift mug.in november all of the girls are allowed to kick as many balls as they want and they can’t do anything back
by poggerspogchamp October 1, 2020
Get the kick ball month mug.A term to define a moment of sheer anger coming from someone named Martin, usually coming every month in a menstrual cycle of sorts.
by immchuck May 9, 2021
Get the Martin's Monthly mug.national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday
Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?
by se November 5, 2019
Get the National give your girl your hoodie month mug.Noun - you know who they are:
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
- cheap
- generally unappreciative
- assholes
- they never carry cash
- barely have credit cards
- consistantly 'lose' wallets when it's time to pay
- rely on the good will of people for food/cloths/anything
they never have anything or even try to repay you. cheap ass mooch jneen jtorched user loser
motherlicker - Let's pop by cluck up for dinner.
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
c.a.m - Dang, I left my wallet at home. Can you spot me?
motherlicker - Goddammit, jim! You are such a cheap ass mooch!
by ssatanica April 10, 2009
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A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017
Get the Mooch mug.The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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