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mongolian facemask

When a man or woman eats extremely spicy food then waits at least 2 hours (or until they really have to poop) then has their partner take a lo mein noodle and stick it through one nostril and bring it part way out the other so half is hanging out either side reassembling a Mongolian mustache. The partner then takes the noodle hanging from their nose and tickles the others asshole until they shit all over their face. They then let the shit dry and keep the noodle in their nose and wear this as face paint to a social gathering.
"Hey Thomas I really like your face paint you wore to my daughters birthday party!"

"Thanks, Kelly gave me a Mongolian facemask."
by DaxTheDestroyer June 19, 2016
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mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.
The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.
by John Heinz Kerry March 7, 2005
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Mongler

The word mongler means, thief or to steal.
"the mongler mongled my mongling utensils"
by Sid Haltiwanger May 13, 2008
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Mongolianslurpee

Damn that bitch swallowed the juice when she was givin me the old mongolianslurpee.
by Dizz May 24, 2004
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Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.
Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.
by cumman69 January 25, 2012
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mongolian cadillac

Sexual pseudonym involving but not limited to the act of urinating in someones mouth, spitting said urine into said urinators sphincter, and then defacating the urine back into the mouth of the spitter.
by smokey152 August 28, 2014
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mongolian mountain frog

1. An insult defining someone's ugliness
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog
Kaitlyn said the sex wasnt that good, so I said sex with her was like having sex witha mongolian mountain frog. The lights needed to be off and no one within a 2 mile radius
by Crazy_horse12 October 3, 2015
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