polie sprigs

Slang for the Maine bottled water, Poland Springs.

Give me a sip of that polie sprigs.

by Dizz May 13, 2005

fakin' the funk

a) going along to get along
b) pretending that everything (in a relationship) is just fine, while plotting an escape

This fool don't know whussup. Ahm jus fakin' the funk until I make my move next month.

by Dizz January 01, 2004

gamborino

Spanish for dingleberry, which translates to the dried pieces of shit found in one's pubic hairs.

I went down on this chick, and saw she had gamborinos around her ass.

by Dizz June 17, 2006

Mother cunter

A universal insult that incorporates the wonderful word "cunt" into an alternative to the common and overused phrase "mother fucker". Generally used as an insult.

I agree, Seth, Ben Mones is such a mother cunter!

by Dizz November 20, 2003

crusher

Someone who can eat a ton of food.

He went to the buffet 3 times? He is a crusher.

by Dizz May 13, 2005

Mongolianslurpee

(n) Blowjob; Oral Sex; Domed

Damn that bitch swallowed the juice when she was givin me the old mongolianslurpee.

by Dizz May 24, 2004

stroke

The movement associated with throwing a ping pong ball in beriut.

Wow, that was a nice stroke!

by Dizz May 13, 2005