Mink

heavy set gay guy with body hair = bear
average set gay guy with body hair = otter
skinny set gay guy with body hair = mink

Paul: "Look it's Joe, he's cute but he's hairy, now he's a bear."
Steve: "He ain't a bear, he's 6 foot 3 and 130lbs, he's an otter."
Ryan: "No, he's too skinny to be an otter, he's a mink."

by Joe Winko November 5, 2020

Mink

An idiot/ asshole

That person took up two parking spaces. What a fucking mink

by Ssysee2580 December 9, 2021

Mink

Someone who is a mix of an animal ( typically a dog ) and human

Aye stfu evie you mink like you have no friends

by Rioseth August 16, 2022

Minked

Past tense of mink
Used this in response to a big punch/hit, or big truck/tackle

Jeremy get punched hard (unexpectedly or in a fight*)
Tyler: “YOOO he just got Minked 🤣😭”

by NYC.slang June 10, 2022

mink hole

noun: a place where one can find an endless plethora of wine and fireball
noun: a place where one is encouraged to drink a glass of wine every night
noun: a place where shambles often occur
noun: a place of many adventures
noun: a place where caving to peer pressure is common

I was bored one day so I decided to visit the mink hole

by mean girl of the mink hole September 19, 2013

Mink

To mink someone is to give them a good solid smack on the ass, or the penis

I minked Johnny right in the tip XD

by CM21 June 22, 2017

Mink

As a noun Mink is the term for hitting someone fast as hell pr as a verb hitting

And it’s alternatives minked minking

That boy just got minked

by Jdhdhejehkebdd May 14, 2023