Borderline Metalhead

One who enjoys metal, but also enjoys other genres of music.

Job Interveiwer: "So, what kind of music do you like?"
Borderline Metalhead: "Well, I enjoy Power metal, Black metal, Thrash metal, Prog metal, NWOBHM, Symphonic metal, Classic Rock, Smooth Jazz, Blues, and Classical."
Job Interveiwer: "Another Borderline Metalhead, I see."
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Guy#1: "Whoa I hear Ernesto's in a band!!"
Well-informed Guy: "You hear right."
Guy#1: "What do they play??"
Well-informed Guy: "A stylish mix of metal and folk rock"
Guy#1: O_o

by JEBUS_OF_TEH_NAZARETH May 6, 2010

Meathead

a highly ammusing contributor to theninhotline.com specialising in Nine Inch Nails hummour.

meathead rocks.

by tranquil_demon September 6, 2003

metalhead

doesn't need anything from the preceding definitions, just needs to love metal with all their body and soul. Usually drinks alot, and hates other cultures, especially stoners. i'm not going to give you ways to identify a metal head. If they want to identify them selves, they will, and just saying that they all wear black and leather is just fucking stereotyping the people who wear all black and leather which may very well be faggoths (fags who listen to gay music and cut themselves and cry and write poems about how the can't get chicks.)

I am so fucking hammered right now i can hardly see. DIMMU BORGIR

if anyone else loves dimmu, they kick ass

by MetalBandErebus September 21, 2005

meathead

Canadian military slang for a military police officer. The term comes from their identifying red berets.

I wanted to sneak off base last night, but there were meatheads everywhere.

by Rob774 October 23, 2007

Metalhead

Also called a headbanger,is a fan of heavy metal and hard rock and hates most mainstream music. Begin a metalhead is not depended completely on their behaviour.
Usually wares/has:
*A band shirt
*Jeans that are or look ripped, dirty or old
*Leather or sleeveless denim jacket maybe with patches and badges on.
* Long hair

Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World are metalheads/headbanger as are Bill and Ted and Bevis and Butthead

by RedBurp August 2, 2006

MEATHEAD

Someone who pumps himself full of steroids, without knowing what the side effects or consequences are.

That meathead doesn't know what he's doing.

by psycoticadvocate (AIM) April 8, 2005

metalhead

Loyal obsessors over the music genre of metal and it's several subgenres. They are often elitist assholes who hate any band that has more than 5 fans. Metalheads may also try to be noncomformists but usually do not succeed due to the fact that they end up blending in with all the other retarded metalheads in their cult. Metalheads enjoy cheesy corpse paint, butt rock, and sometimes, satan. They also enjoy pissing people off and saying "SLAYER!" at completely random and innoportune times because they think they are cool. They find all music besides metal inferior, and if you insult one of the bands they like, they will launch a personal attack at you. Essentially, metalheads think they are better than everyone else because their music has technical guitars, shitty vocals, double bass drumming, violence, satan, and anarchist themes. And black metal fans like to kill small animals.

Metalheads like to grow their hair out to feminine lengths and never wash it. They wear large clothing and graphic, black band tees. They never smile in pictures and headbang when they listen to music with headphones. For entertainment, they like to poke people in the emotional spots that hurt the most to feel satisfied about their lack of achievement in their metal obsessed lives. They often play weirdly shaped, ugly, angular black guitars with almost non-existant necks (see: BC Rich) through crappy solid state modeling amps like Line 6's. They also think that high output pickups are the only pickups that sound good. They shun larger quality guitar companies like Gibson and buy Schecters because they think Korean assembly line guitars somehow top American hand made models, for a lower price of course. When they encounter other guitar players who do not shred, they immediately decide that these players suck, even though their personal attempts at shredding sound like pure shit. Metalheads play guitar with distateful amounts of gain and too much treble.

1. Guy: "I don't really like Slayer."
Metalhead: "FUCK YOU! YOU IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT, YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC!!! SLAYERRRRRRR!"

2. Guy: "I like Children of Bodom."
Black Metal Fan: "You're retarded, that band SUCKS. THEY'RE SO MAINSTREAM!!!! How could you like a band whose records don't sound like they were recorded on a four-track!?!?"

3. Guy: "I like *insert mainstream rock band here*."
Metalhead: "They SUCK. They have too many fans! And they play powerchords!!11! OMG EW POWERCHORDS."

(Note: Even most metal bands use powerchords in their music. Sorry, you superior metalheads.)

4. Guy: "I'm feeling depressed."
Metalhead: "Go slit your wrists and die, you fucking pussy."

by Humbucker October 26, 2007