strike a happy medium

Find the golden path between two different options.
You should groom yourself, but not be obssessed about it. You have to strike a happy medium.
by Golan May 30, 2005
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medium girl

a circular shaped, blonde hair of a beast that is around 5'3'' and weighes around 200 lbs. It enjoys hot dogs, and ice cream, and has been known to kill for them.
we're gonna put hot dogs in the traps to catch medium girl
by Jesse "The Snake" Gott August 04, 2010
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the boots medium style

when some ones being annoying as hell. u get ur homeboys to beat his ass, with boots. there's easy style. medium style. and hardcore style.
"This guy was jacking my beaver, so i decided to give him the boots medium style."

"dad, this guys being an assfart" "well son, what do u want me to do about it". "dad, give him the boots medium style
by randomdude64 October 08, 2009
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Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.
Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"
by Dog Ross June 07, 2023
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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 09, 2010
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medium rare bone

a girl with a caramel complexion, who is thick in all the right places, and very pretty
example 1: Gabrielle Union is more on the lighter side for a medium rare bone.
example 2: Kelly Rowland is more on the darker side for a medium rare bone.
by taquanisha January 02, 2010
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More Than Medium

Better or equal to the quality of the Denver rock quartet comprised of: Nick Zamora/Alex Zamora/Imkong Yaden/Keegan Spangenberg.
by Alex Zamora August 07, 2005
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