Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

DJ Mathematics

A genius of the sick beats and the turntables that produce them.
Her beats are so fresh, she sells them at the Sunday market.
She emits strange growling sounds when angry, and is best known for her trademark 'fingers-in-the-air' victory dance.

Isa: Hey, whats that growling noise?

Dan: I think it's DJ Mathematics

Isa: It sounds like a raccoon

DJ Mathematics: rrrrooooo

by the truth00999 November 10, 2011

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

Dirty Malte

Carrys around a lighter but doesnt smoke

Theo: Look at that dude carrying around a lighter
Ella: Bet he doesn’t smoke, he’s doing a real dirty Malte

by User420575378 May 18, 2020

Tonayia Mathein-Giovas

Tonayia is sooooo fruity if you see a Tonayia in the wild, be scared

and if they come up to you and do 💅 run, immediately

they won't wanna mate but they will call you shawty if you are short or a giraffe if you are tall.

"you see the dude over there with really fluffy hair? that's Tonayia Mathein-Giovas"

by Jasper_Is- March 10, 2022

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

Useless gibberish of an answer to a math question that somehow ends up with the right answer.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020