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Maloba

A bald & very sexy male, who entices women with his magnificent charm, breath & nostrils hairs. He tends to dislike F.F.U with a passion, although they refer to him as their mum since he was the one who brought them about and taught them to be who they are today! This character also has a habit of calling small boys to gather in bathrooms with him whenever there are power cuts. #AWKWARD
But don't be fooled to think that he is weak and gay cause he isn't, in fact he is force to be reckoned with cause once your in trouble with him he will first make you "shut up! just shut up!" and then " you will go home aloooone!" "Just gow!"

#FFU
Student 1: Did you hear?
Student 2: Hear what!?
Student 1: FFU are in big trouble!!
Student 2: Le'me guess Malooooba got them there?
Student 1: Yuuup! maloba did. . .
by F.F.U April 2, 2012
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sexual malfunction

sexual malfunction, or sexual dysfunction, is difficulty during any stage of the sexual act (which includes desire, arousal, orgasm, and resolution) that prevents the individual or couple from enjoying sexual activity.
person 1: "Did you sleep with her last night?"
person 2: "Yeah.."
person 1: "Well.. how was it?"
person 2: "Not good."
person 1: "Why, what happened?"
person 2: "Two words - sexual malfunction.."
person 1: "Oooh."
by bigcroationpenis December 9, 2008
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malnutrition

Lack of proper nutrition, caused by not having enough to eat, not eating enough of the right things, or being unable to use the food one does eat.
where the malnutrition is the effect of poorness in the quality in the blood, the results are of course more widespread.
by emonstaxx1 May 26, 2016
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Malofo

Used as a substitute for mofo but you use it if you want to be less offensive.
Guy: I ate your sandwich.
Guy 2: You frickin malofo

All of you malofos are hinampak.
by Looking4K May 6, 2019
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malauach

Nickname for a Vagina.
Given by, The Dictator!
„You touch your own malauach?!”
by Mattpurrp May 20, 2019
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Mallum

Mallum is a name given to a person at birth if they are shit at video games. There have been many Mallums including Mallum! in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. This player has a 0.7 KD and has an average of 3 game sense, compared to the 187623 game sense that players such as polo. have. However, Mallum's tend to only be good with M4-A1S's or AWP's because they are mega-faggots. Mallum is a fat cunt.
Person 1: Bro that dude is so bad, he just potato'd
Person 2: lmfao that niggas a mallum

Mallum looks like Gridlock. Gridlum
by Gridlum.XTN August 25, 2019
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Mallu Land

Lulu Hypermarket Qusias the paradise of every mallu kid
Mom: We are going to lulu(Mallu Land)
Son : Can we not got to the dress area

Mom: Sorry we have to go there
Son Whhyyyyy
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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